Dear 92nd Street Y,
We realize that older people generally complain of the cold. Still, we find that the stifling atmosphere turns your concerts into very expensive naps. For future concerts, we suggest distributing blankets at the door, and turning on the AC.
In addition, concert patrons should be required to use a neti pot on their noses before entering the concert hall. This should largely eliminate not only the incessant coughing, but also the disgusting nose blowing that seems to be timed for the most intimate moments in your otherwise wonderful chamber music concerts.
The Younger Demographic You Are So Desperately Seeking For Those Chamber Music Concerts Full of People Over Sixty